Five Haiku About Bigfoot

1.
Erudite sasquatch,
embarassed by Southern kin,
thinks, "Skunkape, indeed..."

2.
"Yeti?!?! What is that?!!
Canadian for bigfoot?!?!?":
jingoist sasquatch.

3.
"IN ORIENT, I
CALLED ABOM-- ABLOMO-- A--
ANABOM-- YETI!"

4.
I once told my dad
bigfoot was a cross between
human, ape, and bear.

5.
"Patterson-Gimlin
film bigfoot think he all that...":
envious sasquatch